Great Cheese Rollout of 305 BCE

On the 5th day of the 3rd month, 305 BCE, a group of brave adventurers rolled a wheel of cheese down the stairs of the Great Ziggurat of the Ancients. This event would go on to inspire countless others, and is still celebrated annually on the Summer Solstice.

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Discovery of the Lost City of Plootz

In 1999, a team of archaeologists stumbled upon the Lost City of Plootz, hidden deep within the heart of the Jungle of a Thousand Cacti. The city was found to contain an ancient civilization with a fondness for disco music.

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First Recorded Use of the Phrase 'I'm Too Busy'

According to historical records, the first recorded use of the phrase 'I'm too busy' was in 1987, when a local shopkeeper, Mr. Jenkins, was asked to help with a neighbor's emergency, but replied 'I'm too busy selling overpriced trinkets to tourists.'

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